Hn.

When I got a cat I did not sign up for it to be an alarm clock by laying on my face and clawing at my scalp. 

…Baizle?

nextdoornightmare:

vindictiveserpentine:

nextdoornightmare:

vindictiveserpentine:

Yes? 

…When did you get so friggin hot oh my god.

…
Rude.  

yES I mean. More than usual.

Last time I saw you you got a whole lotta scars…and wow. White hair looks great on you.

Yes well. 
With the solstice changes, so does my hair. I merely bought myself glamors to get rid of my scars and make my body pure again, so to speak. And thank you, I suppose. Everyone tells me this so. 

(Source: holavicente)

…Baizle?

nextdoornightmare:

vindictiveserpentine:

Yes? 

…When did you get so friggin hot oh my god.

…
Rude.  

insania-aeternalis:

vindictiveserpentine:

I can’t die you illiterate pustule. 

Neither can I, now just shut up and stop being such a grouchy little boy.

I hope my cat farts on your face you two faced piece of shit. 

Just as a small insight on who I’m married to,

insania-aeternalis:

vindictiveserpentine:

One of his forms is a fart. 
A literal fart.

A small cloud of noxious air from someones colon.   

I’m going to strangle you in your sleep next time.

I can’t die you illiterate pustule. 

Just as a small insight on who I’m married to,

One of his forms is a fart. 
A literal fart.

A small cloud of noxious air from someones colon.   

…Baizle?

Yes?